Happy...yet sad. Dominant...but submissive! Contradictive much? We're calling Janie from HR because the company's big town hall is today but her boss is out and we need her to do their presentation! But the delivery we're asking her for is quite contradicting!
Anyone out there a Bargain Bandit!? We're calling in Milly who is an extreme couponer who has signed up for FB group because we want her to help us save...by giving us her Streaming service log in info!
"Hard worker...good at thirst traps" Good for the resume? We're calling a professor as one of his old students because we need some help with our resume.
Soooo, can we take a nap in our hotel guests bed? Asking for a friend! We're calling Ira who is a manager at a hotel as an employee who is sooooo annoying and doing annoying things...or their friend is.
Slim, Swaddle and Sculpt! We're calling Erin who had submitted her baby for an ad campaign and we wanted her baby to be featured... in our baby shapewear line.
Burpees and brooming anyone? We're calling Shawn who just signed up for a personal trainer, so we're calling to set him up for our Chore Core...hold on, is this personal training or personal housecleaning?
Butter teeth? We're calling Keith from his new dentist office to finalize his intake forms. We have brand new bluetooth technology to help get some insight into his mouth health.
Bush push anyone? We're calling Cassie from her wax center because we're going to have to charge her a "Volume surcharge" for her excess body hair. Like, A LOT of hair!
GOAAAAAL! Professional Womens soccer coming to Denver, so we're calling Tiffany whose daughter plays soccer with ours and as the Team Mom we need her to send us some extra money... you know... for some parlays
COLD DAY! Terrible day for the furnace to go out! We're calling Seth whose furnace is having problem from an HVAC company and we're heaaaating things up... to comfort his body...yeah lol