A special hug on the mascot! We're calling Danielle because her husband went to her company's suite for a basketball game and there are some unexpected charges!
Give us our ex's hair!!! Phil runs a barbershop and we're calling as the crazy ex of one of his clients because we want his hair!
Don't think this qualifies for tuition reimbursement lol. We're calling Heather who works in Human Resources at a local retail store because we're trying to get reimbursed for equipment we bought to make videos to pay off our tuition.
Going to have to charge you a bush push! Cassie is getting ready for Spring Break and we're calling from the Waxing center she came to yesterday because we need to charge her the "Excessive body hair" charge.
We're calling Lisa because she got a gift for their friends getting married! But we have a new gift wrap policy... and we're going to need that gift wrap back!
Ian thinks he's the biggest college basketball fan there is, so we're calling him as a reporter to ask some questions about the tournament... that absolutely arent true!
Blonde, athletic, with an accent? Kate and her husband Michael have a couple's massage lined up and we're calling to confirm his husbands special requests.
"Dropping dimes"? "Active around the rim"? March Madness vulgarity!!! We're Blake's neighbor and we're calling because we're concerned about all the vulgar language over the weekend!
Happy first day of Spring! We're calling Michele who is a leasing agent at our apartment complex because our neighbors keep harassing us! They are upset because we brought some bunnies and squirrels in for some privacy during their "special hugs" some Spring ROMANCE!
Will that be in the A, B, or C hole? We're calling Andrew from his parents assisted living home to do a survey on a new playground for visiting kids and it quickly goes off the rails