Josie's Lonely Hearts Club

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Two’s company, three’s a crowd, four is a huge mess. Especially when two of those people are Joanne. As Frank’s new relationship creates a regular rhombus of complications for Joanne, Josie looks at group dynamics in all their many shapes. This week, she faces an overwhelmed maid of honor, a boyfriend feeling crowded out by his social butterfly, a husband dealing with his wife’s credit poaching, and a young girl conducting carnal acts that can only be described as “supersonic” (this is not nearly as sexy as it sounds). 

Our cuties this week include Neill Fleming, Ashwini Ganpule, Jess Nurse, Patrick Reidy, and a special appearance by Becca Lustgarten as Charli. 

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Josie Heller has never heard the words “Ho Era” back-to-back, but something in the air is making everyone want a little front-to-front. Meet a Woman in the middle of a marathon, a man who doesn’t want to slip into something a little more comfortable, a serial monogamist looking to break the cycle, and an Amish gal looking to make the most of her Rumspringa. Even Frank has a little lady (who might be the perfect distraction from his mission to expose Josie’s secret). 

Our cuties this week include Anjali Khurana, Ross Childs, Beth May, and Daniel Milhouse.

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Slip into something a little more comfortable…like your thinking caps. Tonight’s show is occupying the sensitive spots between our ears, and Josie puzzles out some of the southwest’s erotic enigmata. Meet a couple riddled with brain teasers, an imposter of Dostoevskian proportions, someone who only wants quantum mechanics under her hood, and Craig, who is new in town. Support your local library!

Our cuties this week include Raechel Wong, Danielle Cohn, Joel Rainwater, and Kristi Boulton. Special guest Becca Lustgarten as Charli.  

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This week, we put the “Bravo” in “Bravecto” as the battle of wills between Josie and Frank takes a turn for the itchy. A ficus fern (and you) are the only living witnesses to the fabled Wormageddon 2022. The competition oozes onto the airwaves as callers share stories of one-upping and tiptoe into the deep end of the dirty pool. We encounter an accountant who’s just learned the skinny, a couple embroiled in a love-off, a man who can’t wedlock until he warlocks, and a motocross maven with thirteen school buses between her and victory. 

Our cuties this week include Hal Lublin, Madelyn Murphy, Ashley Adler, and Peter Corey.

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Realizing they are stuck with one another, Josie and Frank change the rules of engagement; now volume isn’t the only dynamic shifting between them. Too bad every plan has a few kinks in it. Power exchange becomes our theme - you like your subs topped with cheese? You perverts. Meet a voyeur with the wrong square footage, recumbent royalty, somebody with in-SIR-mountable issues, and a bookworm with a very inconvenient reading list.

Our cuties this week include Tris Miller, Brendan Sokler, Jen de Haan, and Gen Moonen.

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Keep your peepers peeled, because there are traitors about! Turncoats of all shapes are coming out of the woodwork, and the callers are on high alert. Josie and Frank have the same idea, but different solutions. Nothing Greg Pebbles can’t fix, though, no sir-ee. 

Meet a bagel maven who can’t stomach the competition, a TikTok trend that’s all in the family, a gal who is neither the brains nor the Braun, and somebody who doesn’t own a cat.

Our cuties this week include Ashley Adler, Danielle Cohn, Raechel Wong, Peter Corey, and John Dorsey IV as Greg Pebbles. 

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This week, we tear up the notecards and light all thirty-some scented candles at once: It's Valentine's Day at KDNM! For those who observe, it's also the anniversary of Captain Cook's death at the hands of native Hawaiians.  It's NOT President's Day. You hear that, Frank? Not. President's. Day.

Josie and Frank's workplace romance may be doomed before it even gets off the ground, but the callers are still getting the best Tender Loving Cupidity Jo can offer. Meet a singing telegrammer, a very tall baby, and two—count'em, two!—really unfortunate blind dates.

Our cuties this week include Madelyn Murphy, Gen Moonen, Tris Miller, Jen deHaan, and Anjali Khurana.

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What the flux capacitor? It's 2022, and we have transported back in time to Josie's first year at KDNM. The station is desperate for some new blood, and the feral horde of raccoons is ready to draw it. Fresh on the scene is our intrepid heroine...with absolutely no idea what she's doing. Surely Frank will be helpful, compassionate, and freshly showered.

Relive the worst meet-cute in radio history! Marvel at the sheer volume of notecards! Swoon as Greg Pebbles opens a Mexican Coca-Cola!

Our cuties this week (don't tell Josie that's what we call them) include Laura Lee Walsh,  Brendan Sokler, Joel Rainwater, Kristi Boulton, and John Nelson Dorsey IV as Greg Pebbles.

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It's 2022, and KDNM is looking for a late-night host for their midnight timeslot. But in the meantime, Greggy P is here to fill that slot with his rock. Watch out: this episode is for Adults Only.

This episode features the talents of Jack Dorsey, Geoff Grimwood, Caitlin Carleton, Neill Fleming, and a live raccoon.

Sorry that April Fools' Day had to land on a Wednesday, but here we are. 

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As it turns out, having a grand piano fall on your head is not good for you. Fortunately, Josie is receiving the best medical care Denver has to offer. Sit by Joanne's bedside as her loved ones and complete strangers tend to our sleeping beauty.

Let's jump right into the traction.... Season six has begun!

This episode features Sarah Allyn, Jen deHaan, Anthony Misiano, Tris Miller, Hal Lublin, Hannah Schooner, Danny Gavigan, Douglas Jung, and Sophie Bushwick.