

Today's Moron of the Day!
https://nypost.com/2026/02/16/us-news/desperate-42-year-old-who-blew-a-fortune-on-marry-me-billboards-along-highway-101-finally-gets-a-date-but-at-a-cost/
Today on Morons in the News:
Man Shoots Sister in the Face with Crossbow.
Woman Spends Fortune on Dating Billboards.

Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic Erica Sigurdson (Airdate 2/19/2026)

Today's Moron of the Day!
https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/funny/phony-costanza-collared-869120
Today on Morons in the News:
A Couple That Steals Together, Goes to Jail Together.
Wanted Man Claimed to Be “George Costanza”

Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic Raghu Adibhatla (Airdate 2/18/2026)

Today's Moron of the Day!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/shocking-moment-brazen-thieves-rip-36709862
Today on Morons in the News:
Man Runs from Police into the Ocean.
ATM Stolen with a Tractor

Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic Matt Falk (Airdate 2/17/2026)

Today's Moron of the Day!
https://www.newser.com/story/383443/amazon-drone-delivers-itself-into-the-side-of-a-building.html
Today on Morons in the News:
Woman Fires at Husband.
Amazon Drone Delivers Itself into the Side of a Building.

Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic Micky Flanagan (Airdate 2/13/2026)

Today's Moron of the Day!
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2026/02/11/pickleball-brawl-couple-faces-charges-in-fight-at-spruce-creek-country-club/
Today on Morons in the News:
Crazy Boat Driver Crashes into Giant Waves.
Couple Faces Charges After Fight Breaks Out During a Pickleball Game.

Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic Trish Suhr (Airdate 2/12/2026)