Today's Moron of the Day!
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2026/08/13/florida-woman-accused-of-carjacking-walmart-security-guard-in-orlando/
Today on Morons in the News:
Driver Tries to Run Down Jogger.
Florida Woman Accused of Carjacking Walmart Security Guard.
Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic Emmy Blotnick (Airdate 8/14/2026)
Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic Steven Wright (Airdate 8/13/2026)
Today's Moron of the Day!
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2026/08/04/please-let-it-down-florida-man-wields-tomahawk-at-repo-workers-deputies-say/
Today on Morons in the News:
Child Refuses to Buckle Up on Plane, Flight Gets Cancelled.
Florida Man with a Tomahawk.
Today's Moron of the Day!
https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/auditor-sentence-309148
Today on Morons in the News:
Naked Woman Steals Ambulance.
Insufferable “Auditor” Gets Jail For Assault.
Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic Lachlan Patterson (Airdate 8/12/2026)
Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic Rosco Nash (Airdate 8/11/2026)
Today's Moron of the Day!
https://nypost.com/2026/08/05/us-news/crooked-long-island-pta-mom-admits-she-stole-14k-to-load-up-at-lululemon-da/
Today on Morons in the News:
Florida Man Has Tantrum After Crashing Car.
PTA Member Pleads Guilty to Grand Larceny.
Everyone Needs a Laugh - Comic Marito Lopez (Airdate 8/10/2026)
Today's Moron of the Day!
https://www.clickorlando.com/video/news/2026/08/05/man-flees-deputies-in-stolen-car-caught-hiding-under-vehicle-by-k-9-marion-county-deputies-say/
Today on Morons in the News:
Man Tries to Smuggle Drugs Under Hair Piece.
Suspect Easily Found Hiding Under a Car
